February 2010
68 posts
January 2010
54 posts
Just had a phone conversation with Sarah that ended with her repeatedly yelling, “Tell me you love me! Tell me you love me! Tell me you love me!”
But I hung up. Ha.
Now that Jersey Shore is over…what am I going to do with my life?
In the theme of Jersey Shore: Yo dawg, I’m so blue. I just want to go home...
– Sarah
jeterhm:
If I could marry a food it would be chocolate covered pretzels!
Dear chocolate covered pretzels,
Check yes or no.
____yes
____no
Love always,
Haylie
I just want everyone to know that Haylie, my former roommate, is the most precious person ever. See above for proof.
Why did I agree/ask to sound design two shows that both open next month, one week apart from each other? Am I stupid?
A text from my sister that made me extraordinarily happy:
I want you to know that I just made a conscious decision to NOT buy meat…
This truly means a lot to me.
Why did you take my brown plaid blazer?
Anything left at home is fair game, I always say. I also have the burgandy velvet blazer!
http://www.formspring.me/kkmcswain
JUST KIDDING!!! SARAH’S GOING TO GO WITH ME TO THE JERSEY SHORE PARTY!!!
We get to see DJ Pauly D!!! And wear sequinned things!!! And dance!!!
just had the weirdest conversation with Sarah's...
in which I was:
called a lesbian
informed that he enjoyed going dirty dancing while wearing a tuxedo but no underpants so he could bump and grind on the ladies
asked if i thought my sister might date him
told that the Earle family is asexual
asked if I thought he had a nice house, and what I thought was nice about it
Allison: (in reference to the music I'm listening to) Who is that?
Kelley: Taylor Hollingsworth.
Allison: Oh. Is that the guy from American Idol with the gray hair?
Kelley: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.